deStone’s Blog

It is only fair that the current Internet Phenom pave the way for the next big thing on the internet — Turd Texting.

F*ck LOLCats, who wants to look at a bunch of silly kittens with goofy sayings on them all day? Why not step up to the plate and share a bold message with your close and personal friends!

Enter the world of turd-texting! With the advent of the camera phones, all kinds of great things have happened to society - but none greater than dropping a big ole turd in your office toilet bowl and passing along awe-inspiring journalistic pictures of it to your closest friends in hopes of watching them squirm in disgust! It all started with one innocent mms message — now I cant open my own email without fear of a random deuce-deuce attachment.

Stop what your doing right now, drop a Cleveland brown, and send that sweet chocolate log to your best friend from college. Imagine how perfectly surprised he will be when he opens up your multimedia text message:

Dear Nickycakes,
Was thinking about you — <3 u man

The secret is to create the most vial and graphic photo of a nasty shit (nashity as I prefer to call them) and totally suprise the eff out of someone.

So, who wants to give me their cellphone number?