Accepting the Salvation of Shoemoney
Feb 19, 2008 I site.NOTE: This blog post is a continuous work-in-progress …
Everyone knows I suck — but you know someone who doesn’s suck? Shoemoney. This dude has all kinds of money. He’s kind of this ‘icon’ or ‘playboy’ for affiliate marketing. Flashy black hummers, t-shirts, daily blog posts about how great his life is … He is a modern day Affiliate Marketing Messiah ™.
Every decent blogger (and some that suck) feels compelled to take pictures with him.
It’s almost like your blog can’t be cool until you meet the man. Well, since (a) My broke ass is obviously not going to ASW and (b) he’s not going to be there either — it looks like i’m going to have to do the next best thing, splog pics of him and others on my blog for linkbait!
This is Wes Mahler from http://www.wesmahler.com. I usually like reading his blog and using his sql-injection-infested tracking202 software (unconfirmed rumor). Oh well, he went the way of the darkside and proudly aligns himself with the shoemoney.
I’m not really sure who these people are — but chances are they all have Google Adsense accounts, jobs as SEO consultants, and pages that rank #1 for keywords like “American Society for Douchebaggery”.
This girl is from the picture above too — so, uh, I just wanted to call her out again, mainly for reasons that are obvious.
I can’t remember this guy’s name, but he is probably a uber affiliate or something… FAIL!
WTF!?!? It’s jon from wickedfire.com - the gayest webmaster forum on the internet. Even he was drawn into the baptismal pools of Shoemoneyism. I am not sure, but I think that he has defected now — but once a cult member, always a cult member in my book!
sidenote: Just so I get the trackback from the forum 
Someday, if I ever get to where I make enough money as an affiliate marketer, I might get to meet my heroes Ron Paul and Shoemoney at Affiliate Summit Canada. That would be totally the c00lest!11!!!11!
Btw - NickyCakes ain’t no sell out.
nickycakes Says:
post of the century
Feb 19, 2008, 6:24 pmbarman Says:
jesus christ learn how to fucking link you god damn idiot!
Feb 19, 2008, 6:29 pmEli Says:
I see what you did in that first image …
Good post by the way
Feb 19, 2008, 1:17 amREC Says:
Dude,
Thanks for making me laugh. I must subscribe to your feed.
Ron
Feb 19, 2008, 10:50 pmJon Says:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
You stuck so much shit into the one with me in there. What.. no My Little Pony?? Sellout!
Destone rocks!
Feb 19, 2008, 2:47 pmRose Says:
Add dane cook to that awful lineup.
Feb 19, 2008, 12:17 pmDarren Rowse Says:
I wonder why so many people like to comment stuff. Why is this kind of spending your free time so popular? Maybe people have a lack of communication in real world? Maybe that’s because they have a lot of problems in reality and want to run away from them? Maybe they need new impressions and experience? Or they just got suck here? I don’t have a clue. What do you all think?
Feb 19, 2008, 5:18 amSweet..but Says:
I have never seen anything that would look so disgusting. Why do people publish stuff like that? I don’t understand them!
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Feb 19, 2008, 1:18 am