Archive for November, 2008

Aojon Drama - deStonesucks.com exclusive

5 responses, Nov 22, 2008

Aojon = pissed. Suprised?

aojon runs into channel #cake, inscribing:
aojon - Smaxor: Why the fuck did you try and hire Stanley away from WickedFire to work for you?
aojon - Taking Stanley away from WickedFire and to position him at A4D?

A bit later, aojon removes himself from the channel in a stew. Smaxor was not available for reaction.

What’s more electrocuting than this non-story is that Wickedfire forums actually has an province and an absolute saturated-time employee. Who would have thought it’d take some achievement to run the roomiest homosexual affiliate gathering on the planet?

UPDATE

[18:28] I didn’t recruit stanley
[18:28] stanley came to me

You stay dashing San Diego.

The Next Internet Phenom - Turd-Texting!

1 response, Nov 18, 2008

It is only fair that the current Internet Phenom pave the way for the next big thing on the internet — Turd Texting.

F*ck LOLCats, who wants to look at a bunch of silly kittens with goofy sayings on them all day? Why not step up to the plate and share a bold message with your close and personal friends!

Enter the world of turd-texting! With the advent of the camera phones, all kinds of great things have happened to society - but none greater than dropping a big ole turd in your office toilet bowl and passing along awe-inspiring journalistic pictures of it to your closest friends in hopes of watching them squirm in disgust! It all started with one innocent mms message — now I cant open my own email without fear of a random deuce-deuce attachment.

Stop what your doing right now, drop a Cleveland brown, and send that sweet chocolate log to your best friend from college. Imagine how perfectly surprised he will be when he opens up your multimedia text message:

Dear Nickycakes,
Was thinking about you — <3 u man
Random Turd Image

The secret is to create the most vial and graphic photo of a nasty shit (nashity as I prefer to call them) and totally suprise the eff out of someone.

So, who wants to give me their cellphone number?