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Nov 22, 2008
Aojon = pissed. Suprised?
aojon runs into channel #cake, inscribing:
aojon - Smaxor: Why the fuck did you try and hire Stanley away from WickedFire to work for you?
aojon - Taking Stanley away from WickedFire and to position him at A4D?
A bit later, aojon removes himself from the channel in a stew. Smaxor was not available for reaction.
What’s more electrocuting than this non-story is that Wickedfire forums actually has an province and an absolute saturated-time employee. Who would have thought it’d take some achievement to run the roomiest homosexual affiliate gathering on the planet?
UPDATE
[18:28] I didn’t recruit stanley
[18:28] stanley came to me
You stay dashing San Diego.
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Nov 18, 2008
It is only fair that the current Internet Phenom pave the way for the next big thing on the internet — Turd Texting.
F*ck LOLCats, who wants to look at a bunch of silly kittens with goofy sayings on them all day? Why not step up to the plate and share a bold message with your close and personal friends!
Enter the world of turd-texting! With the advent of the camera phones, all kinds of great things have happened to society - but none greater than dropping a big ole turd in your office toilet bowl and passing along awe-inspiring journalistic pictures of it to your closest friends in hopes of watching them squirm in disgust! It all started with one innocent mms message — now I cant open my own email without fear of a random deuce-deuce attachment.
Stop what your doing right now, drop a Cleveland brown, and send that sweet chocolate log to your best friend from college. Imagine how perfectly surprised he will be when he opens up your multimedia text message:
Dear Nickycakes,
Was thinking about you — <3 u man
The secret is to create the most vial and graphic photo of a nasty shit (nashity as I prefer to call them) and totally suprise the eff out of someone.
So, who wants to give me their cellphone number?